You can’t help but reevaluate your life when staring at a stack of drive thru napkins on the bathroom counter and an empty toilet paper roll holder. #Yea
I get that your kid doesn’t like that part of Star Wars, which he’s watching on your iPhone with the sound turned up to max volume. I don’t blame him; it seemed distressing. But I do blame you for not even attempting to quiet him down from a full-out, bloodcurdling scream. Really? Not even a passive attempt? #Humormeplease
Thank you cashier at the Dollar General for carding me while I was purchasing Tic Tacs. It made my day hearing you read the prompt, “Does customer look clearly over the age of 30?” And then, your glorious response, “No.”
Yea, it’s only one lousy year off from my actual age, but still. It counts, and was a highlight of my day for sure. #Thankspal
I think it was the spray adhesive that cued the age check, not the Tic Tacs, or the gigantic package of toilet paper. #Youneverknowthough
The young family that beat me to the door at the pizza place and held it open for me, then let me cut in line while they made a decision helped restore my faith in humanity. They also made me think parenting can be accomplished with grace. #Ladyatthecraftstoreignoringyourscreamingsontakenote
Why yes, I will give you my phone number, Papa Murphy, if free cookie dough is on the line. Heck, I’d have given you my social and bank account numbers if you’d have thrown in cheesesticks. #Thethingswedoforlove
Apparently I take Twitter challenges I’m not even actively participating in very seriously. So thanks Dress a Day in May for inspiring my costume change before leaving the house. I really did feel better running errands in a dress than I would have in my jean shorts. #Thatsprobablycausethoseshortsgivememombutt
So yea; that’s my Thursday for ya. Toilet paper shopping. Prepping for a date night in (pizza and Hithcock). #Completelyignoringthelawsofhashtagging
Ya know, #Goodtimes
Anyone else got some #Randomthoughts to share?
Anyone else super ready for the weekend?
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